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12 Animal Fails, Even Animals Can Have A Bad Day

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12 Animal Fails, Even Animals Can Have A Bad Day

If you’ve ever had one of those days, this will make you feel like you’re not alone.  Even animals have those off moments when they just can’t get it right.  But when an animal fails, it just makes you love them even more.  Check out these cute clips of animals missing their jumps or trying too hard and be prepared to say ‘awwwwww’.

 

You can tell he just wanted to get closer to the cute kids who came to see him.

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Now kitty, I’m sure you were told not to play with the fishies.

 

Is that the “Just hang in there” kitten?

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I’m not sure what he was going for there

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Aww, he just wanted to be around mommy.

 

Slick surfaces are really no match for furry paws.

 

He was only trying to eat healthy.

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Did you ask him if he had to go before the show?

 

 

I’m sure he meant to do that, at least that’s the way my cat looks after he misses the mark

 

Hey, who put that there?

 

Well, that cat taunted me, I had to do it.

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I told you I wasn’t feeling good, now leave me alone!

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OK, so that last one was really the humans fault, but she was just trying to help.  Now go hug your favorite animal in case they are having a bad day.

 

 

Surreal Animal Pictures That Are Still Incredibly Cute

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Surreal Animal Pictures That Are Still Incredibly Cute

If you haven’t seen these then you’re in for a real treat.  The skills of these photoshop experts are really awesome, so much so I could totally live in their world.  I wish some of these creatures existed so I could adopt every one of them. Anyway, this has become my new obsession, see if you fall in love with them too.

Oh why can’t this be real, I want one soooooo bad now.

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Would my tiny hippo and tiny leopard get along?  I’m sure I could make it work.

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What is it about tiny animals that make you want to hug them and take them home.

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As if kittens weren’t cute enough, I’ll take a dozen, please!

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Somebody left the food out, that’s how you get bears.

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So tiny is definitely cute, but what about really big?

Zero to sixty in about a day, but you look super cool while you get there.

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I hate to see what happens when the chicken starts to peck at the ground.

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Ok, I’ve changed my mind, I’m totally trading in my snail for a rabbit

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I’ve seen some Great Danes that make this look realistic.

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I know it’s supposed to be devastating, but he’s just so cute.  D’awwwww!

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Well, if you really loved these and you have a couple of hours to waste, then head on over to Worth1000.com and get lost in all of the impressive pictures and illustrations.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

 

 

Tiny Hamster Parties Are Super Cute

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Tiny Hamster Parties Are Super Cute

If you haven’t heard of tiny hamster parties then you are in for a nice surprise.  If you have heard, then you know you’re in for a treat.  So sit back and enjoy the best thing on the internet.

The cutest tiny barbeque

This hamster is not afraid to chow down on some tiny burritos

If only they would slurp down the same pasta string on this tiny first date

I would love to go to this tiny Tiki Party

 

This fad has caught on and more YouTubers are getting in on the fun.  There are some real contenders here.  Check out the next generation.

Loving this Tiny Fast Food joint

Another Tiny Barbeque that’s really smoking

Seriously, this is the cutest Tiny Sushi

 

But everything tiny dreams of being big and getting even, check out this Giant Hamster Monster

Seems like hamsters are really getting hip these days

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But they’re not welcome everywhere…

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But this writer loves them

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The Great White Wallaby – Rare Animal Spotted In UK

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The Great White Wallaby – Rare Animal Spotted In UK

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It wasn’t Ishmael that found the White Wallaby, but instead Florence and her friend Caroline Phillips.  In fact, Florence was out riding her horse, and she came back to tell her friend Caroline that she saw a white kangaroo.  Now, it was unusual enough that the kangaroo was white, but that it was also in Northhampshire, U.K.

Florence came back after her ride to tell her friend about the kangaroo, but Caroline thought she must have misidentified the animal or was just plain nuts.  “Needless to say, I had thought she was obviously mistaken or crazy, so I thought I’d humor her and go back with her to see the mysterious creature,” Caroline told South West News Service.

Caroline and Florence headed back to Salcey Forest to find the mysterious White Wallaby, and low and behold they actually did.  They got quite close and were able to watch it for at least 30 minutes.  Fortunately, Caroline had the foresight to bring along a camera.  Check out the video that she captured of a very rare White Wallaby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s some general info on Wallabies if you’re interested.

 

 

10 Sleepy Animals That Are Too Adorable

Posted in Animals, Cats, Clips and Pics, Dogs, Everything Else, Funny, Uncategorized

10 Sleepy Animals That Are Too Adorable

These cute sleepy animals will have you saying “ahhhh” and then “zzzzzz” because it’s contagious.  Who can look at them and not want to lay down and cuddle up for a long nap.

1.  Come on mom, I’m trying to get some sleep here.

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2.  Why did I even come into the office.

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3.  Yep, morning breath kind of sucks, but I’m too tired to get up and do anything about it.

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4.  I tried to get up, but I changed my mind.

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5.  Oh yeah, that’s the spot.  Just keep on doing that.

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6.  You said I could stay up and watch the show.  Who am I kidding…

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7.  [crickets…  snores…]

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8.  I’m listening, really, go on.

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9.  I’m trying so hard to stay up.  I just gotta rub this sleep outta my eyes.  I can’t do it.

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10.  I just give up.

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Go give your sweet little cuddle bugs a hug and get some sleep!

 

 

Armadillos Cause Leprosy Spike In Florida

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Armadillos Cause Leprosy Spike In Florida

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Apparently, leprosy is live and well in the state of Florida which usually sees around 10 cases in a year.  However, this year they have already seen 9 cases and all of those people had direct contact with armadillos.   For some reason, the strange looking creatures are the only other species other than humans that can host the leprosy bacteria, and the cases seem to be a lot worse this year.

The disease is believed to be transmitted through bodily fluids and the critters tend to spit on you when cornered.  Fortunately, there is drug treatment available for the disease, but it can cause disfigurement, skin lesions, nerve damage and loss of digits.

 

 

The CDC says it’s rare to get Leprosy or Hansen’s disease from an armadillo, but if you’d like to know more about what treatment is available, they have information on their website.

What Is This Hairy Frog Fish?

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What Is This Hairy Frog Fish?

Hairy Frog fishes can be found in most tropical oceans around the world with the exception of the Mediterranean Sea.  They are small, short and stocky, and can be covered in spinules and other appendages to aid in camouflage.  They typically move slowly, however when they are stalking prey, they can strike extremely quickly, in as little as 6 milliseconds.  Watch the video above to see one meander along as happy as could be.

 

Who Knew, Raccoons Are Cute And Funny

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Who Knew, Raccoons Are Cute And Funny

I would have never guessed, but Raccoons are just cute and adorable.  This is a compilation video of several different clips of raccoon hijinks that will have you laughing and saying “ahh”.  Next, you’ll adopt one of your own.

And just in case there was any doubt, here’s a Raccoon in a tux:

Raccoons Are Cute

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And a baby raccoon sucking on a finger

Raccoons Are Cute

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And this one is really smart and named Winston

Raccoons Are Cute

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By the way did you know that Raccoons have a large array of vocalizations. They purr, whistle, growl, hiss, scream and even whinny?  Also, Raccoons have been kept as pets and President Coolidge and his wife had one named Rebecca.  For more fun Raccoon facts, check out the junglestore.com

Missing Rhea Bird Can Disembowel A Human

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Missing Rhea Bird In Nottinghamshire Can Disembowel A Human With One Strike

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Police are warning locals to be on the look out for the missing Rhea Bird that escaped a private farm.  They advise staying away as it can pose a real threat, especially to those with small children.  The birds can grow up to six feet tall and run close to 40 mph, however, some experts say that they are not likely to attack.  David Lindo told the BBC that they will likely run away from people.  “They’re quite stealthy and they’ll be running off, hiding into the bushes. … They can melt into the countryside quite easily,” Lindo said.

 

Cute Baby Goat Will Capture Your Heart

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Cute Baby Goat will Steal Your Heart Away In Under a Minute

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Watch this cute baby goat frolic in the yard.  If you don’t want one after this then I don’t know what’s wrong with you.  Check out how she prances around and actually settles in for a nice nap inside an actual flower pot.  Squeeeee!