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12 Pups With More Personality Than Most Humans

Posted in Animals, Dogs

12 Pups With More Personality Than Most Humans

These pups have more personality than many people I know.  Just check out their reactions to their humans when things get interesting.

 

Who wouldn’t give the side eye when they realize they aren’t going to the park.

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We’ all like to know Stephanie.

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I know I’d take the bait.

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I would swipe right and then give lots of cuddles.

Hold your head in shame, human.

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I don’t blame him.

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Another snuggle right if you ask me.

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There’s a dog for everyone out there.

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Another shocked and betrayed young pup.

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We all have to get older, young pup

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Now that’s a surprise I can get behind.

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He should be a famous canine actor.

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This Is The Best Cat Video Ever

Posted in Animals, Cats

This Is The Best Cat Video Ever

The internet loves cats, that’s undeniable, but it’s usually because the cat is cute, cuddly, or it missed its mark.  I like this cat video the best of all the ones I’ve seen so far.  I know that’s a pretty tall order considering the amount of material that’s available these days, but you don’t have to take my word for it, check it out for yourself.

 

I’d like to party with this cat:

 

 

If you’re more of a Grump Cat fan, then maybe Albert is more your style.  This new internet sensation is tired if your $h*t!  In fact, I’m pretty sure he’s one of the white walkers from Game of Thrones.  I wouldn’t fall asleep while he’s around, if you get my meaning.

 

I’m Watching You.

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Yeah, I spilled the trash.  What are you going to do about it?

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I’m keeping my eye on you.

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17 Pictures Of Cute Animals Just Trying To Figure Stuff Out

Posted in Animals, Cats, Clips and Pics, Dogs, Funny

17 Pictures Of Cute Animals Just Trying To Figure Stuff Out

Everyone loves pictures of cute animals, but you love them even more when they are interacting with the clutter of the human world and having an adorably awkward time.  We’ve collected a bunch for you today that will have you laughing and saying d’awww all day long.  So sit back and enjoy.

 

bear

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Surprisingly, this looks comfortable to me.

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I immediately regret my decision

ferret

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Oh Janet, I just don’t care anymore.  Let the cat have my dog bed.

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I guess I should confess, I’m a cross dressing kitty cat.  There, it’s out.

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My human sat on me hours ago and just now got up.  I can’t move!

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My god hooman, I think you should see a doctor as soon as possible.

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It’s not clear how I got here, but I don’t appreciate the laughter.

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And I was just sitting here being me.

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What is this, a house for ants?

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Wait… this isn’t… this isn’t goood at allllll!

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Next time look before you rearrange the furniture!

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That other cat was way too forward!

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Can we watch Lassie next?

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Did that dog just laugh tothe camera?

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You always get the camera.  Why can’t you just help me out of these things before you get camera.  I know where you keep your shoes and I’ve been eating a lot of fiber, Janet.

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Well, that’s it folks.  I know, just when you were settling in and loving each one, they come to an end. We’ll find more soon.  Until then…

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8 Unique Dog Houses Your Pup Would Love

Posted in Animals, Dogs

8 Unique Dog Houses Your Pup Would Love

You probably pamper your puppy, but have you built a custom built dog house like some of these owners?  Check out these creative options to house your pet.  Some reuse items that would otherwise be disposed of and some are the essence of high-class living.  Either way, it is obvious we all love our four legged friends.

Computer Monitor Dog Bed

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Flickr member Monica Wagner figured out a way to repurpose a computer monitor by removing the innards and adding a soft pillow.  What dog or cat wouldn’t love this private box to crawl up into, and you would save it from filling up space in the dump.

 

Camper Dog house

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This can handle a medium sized dog up to 40 lbs.  Made of wood and finished in high-quality exterior paint. It is 20″x24″x36″.  Check it out on Etsy for $159

 

Best Urban Dwelling

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Unfortunately, this one was for a contest in Austin a while back and is not for sale.  It was built by custom home builder Olsen Defendorf.  It won for Best Urban Dwelling, but if you have some skills, maybe you could come up with something similar for your pooch.

 

Savannah Dog House

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Not ready to make one on your own?  The people of Precision Outback will do it for you for a mere $459.  It’s constructed of solid fir with a tiled gable roof.  Won’t your pup feel precious in this.

 

 

Fish Tank Dog House From Animal Planet

The folks at Animal Planet helped a veterinarian make his office a bit more comfortable for his clientele with a dog house-themed tank.  Check out its cool features on this short video.

 

The Dog Barrel

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Another idea of using what you have available to you.  Here is something a tumbler user posted about reusing a barrel for a dog house.

 

Starbarks Dog House

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This Artfire seller must really like Starbucks coffee, and they already sold this version, but you can contact them if you want to get yourself another one.

 

Dog House with a Loft

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Here’s the ultimate look out for your pooch, a dog house with a loft.

 

How Dogs Define Pure Happiness

Posted in Animals, Dogs

How Dogs Define Pure Happiness

We could learn a lot from our furry friends.  Life is truly simple and if we just practiced a few easy habits then we could obtain pure happiness as well.  Check out the wise wisdom of these sweet pups because they really know how to live life to the fullest.

 

Hanging out with Friends

Who makes you feel the best.  It’s the buddy who laughs at all your stupid jokes.  The one you can say so much to without uttering a single word.  Give that friend a call, they were probably thinking about you too.

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One awesome head scratch

Spend some time on yourself, get a massage, do something you’ve really wanted to but have been putting off. Indulge is the word, do it.

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Checking out the View

Stop for a minute and take it all in.

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My Favorite Human Coming Home

Next time you hear or see your significant other coming home, surprise them with some lovin’ at the door.  Get carried away and just show them how you feel.  Both your days will be instantly better.

 

Cooling Off On A Hot Day

This is a no-brainer, it’s hot out there folks.  Cool off and you will feel so much better.

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Stopping to Smell the Flowers

If you’re getting out there for a walk or a jog, that’s great, you’re doing yourself a world of good.  How many times can you pound that pavement before you get bored and realize you’re not enjoying yourself.  Stop sometimes and find something that you haven’t noticed before.  Go a different route and provide your brain with some new input.

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Getting Outside On A Nice Fall Afternoon

Just like above, try a completely new activity.  Dive into something new and totally silly if you dare.  Remember when you used to be a crazy kid and you would come up with some dare or excellent idea.  It’s time to get creative again.

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Taking a Warm Bath with my Ducky

So once you’re totally sore from all that activity that we just talked you into, take a soak.  It’s good for the soul.

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Going to the Spa

Maybe the soak wasn’t enough, better head out for professional treatment.

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Checking out the Clouds in the Sky

Finally, lay back and reflect on your awesome day.  You should be pretty wiped out by now.  You deserve a nap.

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12 Animal Fails, Even Animals Can Have A Bad Day

Posted in Animals, Clips and Pics, Everything Else, Funny

12 Animal Fails, Even Animals Can Have A Bad Day

If you’ve ever had one of those days, this will make you feel like you’re not alone.  Even animals have those off moments when they just can’t get it right.  But when an animal fails, it just makes you love them even more.  Check out these cute clips of animals missing their jumps or trying too hard and be prepared to say ‘awwwwww’.

 

You can tell he just wanted to get closer to the cute kids who came to see him.

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Now kitty, I’m sure you were told not to play with the fishies.

 

Is that the “Just hang in there” kitten?

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I’m not sure what he was going for there

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Aww, he just wanted to be around mommy.

 

Slick surfaces are really no match for furry paws.

 

He was only trying to eat healthy.

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Did you ask him if he had to go before the show?

 

 

I’m sure he meant to do that, at least that’s the way my cat looks after he misses the mark

 

Hey, who put that there?

 

Well, that cat taunted me, I had to do it.

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I told you I wasn’t feeling good, now leave me alone!

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OK, so that last one was really the humans fault, but she was just trying to help.  Now go hug your favorite animal in case they are having a bad day.

 

 

Surreal Animal Pictures That Are Still Incredibly Cute

Posted in Animals, Art, Clips and Pics, Culture, Everything Else, Funny

Surreal Animal Pictures That Are Still Incredibly Cute

If you haven’t seen these then you’re in for a real treat.  The skills of these photoshop experts are really awesome, so much so I could totally live in their world.  I wish some of these creatures existed so I could adopt every one of them. Anyway, this has become my new obsession, see if you fall in love with them too.

Oh why can’t this be real, I want one soooooo bad now.

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Would my tiny hippo and tiny leopard get along?  I’m sure I could make it work.

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What is it about tiny animals that make you want to hug them and take them home.

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As if kittens weren’t cute enough, I’ll take a dozen, please!

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Somebody left the food out, that’s how you get bears.

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So tiny is definitely cute, but what about really big?

Zero to sixty in about a day, but you look super cool while you get there.

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I hate to see what happens when the chicken starts to peck at the ground.

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Ok, I’ve changed my mind, I’m totally trading in my snail for a rabbit

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I’ve seen some Great Danes that make this look realistic.

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I know it’s supposed to be devastating, but he’s just so cute.  D’awwwww!

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Well, if you really loved these and you have a couple of hours to waste, then head on over to Worth1000.com and get lost in all of the impressive pictures and illustrations.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

 

 

Good Person Alert: Woman Comforts Shelter Dogs By Reading To Them

Posted in Animals, Dogs, Good Vibes, Human Nature

Good Person Alert: Woman Comforts Shelter Dogs By Reading To Them

We always hear the negative stories, but now I’m sending out an Good Person Alert!  Sandy Barbabella has been reading to shelter dogs at the Western Pennsylvania Humane Society for more than a year and a half since her dog passed away.  She visits 1 day a week and reads children’s books allowing for some breaks to teach basic skills such as “sit” and “shake”.  Her story went viral after the Reddit user puglife123 shared the photo and the internet did a collective “awwww”.

Sandy had a Corgi named “Angus” after the Angus Young from AC/DC and she decided to volunteer after he passed. She felt that it would be the best way to return the love he gave to her. “I enjoy it and probably get as much out of it as the dogs,” Barbabella told The Huffington Post via a Humane Society spokeswoman, explaining that she loves each and every one of the animals equally. “They are all my favorites. Sometimes I just stand with the dogs in holding, and tears run down my face thinking about how people can do such things to an animal.”

Well, can I just say, Thank You, Sandy, for being the best person in the world right now.  For me, I need to go now so I can figure out who’s cutting all these onions around here.

 

 

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Tiny Hamster Parties Are Super Cute

Posted in Animals, Everything Else, Funny, Videos

Tiny Hamster Parties Are Super Cute

If you haven’t heard of tiny hamster parties then you are in for a nice surprise.  If you have heard, then you know you’re in for a treat.  So sit back and enjoy the best thing on the internet.

The cutest tiny barbeque

This hamster is not afraid to chow down on some tiny burritos

If only they would slurp down the same pasta string on this tiny first date

I would love to go to this tiny Tiki Party

 

This fad has caught on and more YouTubers are getting in on the fun.  There are some real contenders here.  Check out the next generation.

Loving this Tiny Fast Food joint

Another Tiny Barbeque that’s really smoking

Seriously, this is the cutest Tiny Sushi

 

But everything tiny dreams of being big and getting even, check out this Giant Hamster Monster

Seems like hamsters are really getting hip these days

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But they’re not welcome everywhere…

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But this writer loves them

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The Great White Wallaby – Rare Animal Spotted In UK

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The Great White Wallaby – Rare Animal Spotted In UK

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It wasn’t Ishmael that found the White Wallaby, but instead Florence and her friend Caroline Phillips.  In fact, Florence was out riding her horse, and she came back to tell her friend Caroline that she saw a white kangaroo.  Now, it was unusual enough that the kangaroo was white, but that it was also in Northhampshire, U.K.

Florence came back after her ride to tell her friend about the kangaroo, but Caroline thought she must have misidentified the animal or was just plain nuts.  “Needless to say, I had thought she was obviously mistaken or crazy, so I thought I’d humor her and go back with her to see the mysterious creature,” Caroline told South West News Service.

Caroline and Florence headed back to Salcey Forest to find the mysterious White Wallaby, and low and behold they actually did.  They got quite close and were able to watch it for at least 30 minutes.  Fortunately, Caroline had the foresight to bring along a camera.  Check out the video that she captured of a very rare White Wallaby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s some general info on Wallabies if you’re interested.