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16 People Who Should Have Stayed In Bed

Posted in Clips and Pics, Darwin, Funny, Human Nature

16 People Who Should Have Stayed In Bed

Some days are better than others and sometimes you wish you could just start over.  Here are 16 people who should have stayed in bed and hit the redo button, but instead they got up and we get to enjoy their hijinx.

 

It just wants to say “Boop”

rocket

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His Olympic Career Ended Before It Started

gym

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He Doesn’t Need A Lot Of Headroom

headroom

 

 

Looks Like Someone Forgot To Jump

cheerleader

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I’m Not Sure What He Was Going For

treadmill

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Seemed Like It Should Have Worked

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Gotta Break A Few Eggs To Learn Parkour… And Arms, And Legs, And Skulls

Parkour

 

I Don’t Think He Can Put Them On When He’s Sitting Down

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Did Someone Forget To Remove The Tree?

zipline

 

How To Mount A Fence In One Easy Step OR How To Avoid Having Children Ever Again

nuts

 

I Think She Moved It At The Last Minute

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Hey, If That Guy Messed With My Butt, He’d Get The Same Treatment

horse kick

 

 

At Least One Of Those Guys Was Old Enough To Know Better

mattress

 

I Have No Idea Why The Floor I Just Broke Fell Out Below Me, Makes Sense

darwin

 

It Seemed Like A Good Idea But He Has Obviously Not Watched Enough Cartoons To Know It Never Ends Well

floor

 

That Horse Did Not Agree To Be Your Stunt Sidekick

horse

15 More Additions For The Darwin Award List

Posted in Clips and Pics, Darwin, Funny, Human Nature

15 More Additions For The Darwin Award List

Darwin Award List

We all have that friend, the one that belongs in the Darwin Award List.  Maybe you are the friend, we all can’t be coordinated or think before we act.  Either way, we love you all because you make us laugh and somehow you pick yourself back up again and get right back at it.  Here’s a few that just keep on trying.

 

You can tell this guy has just had a long, bad day and is just done.

 

The guy who popped back up looked like he totally meant to do that.

 

Come on, how did you think that was going to turn out?

 

Something tells me her friend is named Lucy and used to pull out the football for Charlie Brown

 

There goes a perfectly good dessert!

 

You only missed it by THIS much

 

Did the machine not let him go or did he not let go of the machine?

 

Well, the approach looked good.

 

It hurts just watching this, but I can’t stop.

 

Did… Did the stage just eat her?

 

Here’s the lesson kids, never be the last guy in the jump.  Or the first, in case they trip.  Just don’t be any of the ones laying down, be the guy filming on the sidelines, it’s the only safe place.

 

Sometime in a previous life, this guy might have done something and it’s finally coming around to get him.  You never know when karma will strike.

 

The Russian judge gives a 9 because he loves to watch head injuries

 

Another lesson kiddies, if you ever have to push s### uphill, you are always in danger of it coming back down on you.  Literally and figuratively.

 

I cringe so hard every time I see this, hopefully he can adopt some day.

 

Well, that’s it for now.  We’ll find some more for you soon.  Meanwhile, look after those friends who always find themselves in these situations.  We love to laugh, but we don’t want to see anyone actually get hurt.