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Tiny Trump Is The Best New Thing This Week

Posted in Clips and Pics, Funny

Tiny Trump Is The Best New Thing This Week

Reddit users have used their photoshop skills to give us the best thing on the internet this week, Tiny Trump.  I’m sure this is a satirical statement on Trump in general, but let’s just enjoy it for the comedy gold that it truly is.

 

Here’s Tiny Trump getting help with his tie.  He’s so adorable if not a little grumpy.  Maybe he needed a nap.

Tiny Trump

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Here’s the little Trump getting out on vacation already and that nice man from the previous administration is taking him out for a ride, how sweet.

Tiny Trump

imgur

 

Trump often complained about how his stage was not set up to his liking.

Donald Trump

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Puny Trump has been meeting world leaders this week.  Here’s Justin Trudeau.

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Speaking of world leaders, there’s been a lot of talk about his relationship with this one.

Putin

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However, Putin appears to be tiring of this Tiny Trump. If I were Trump, I’d be a little worried as I hear things don’t go well for the people Putin gets tired of.

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Well, it looks like it’s nap time again so we better finish this up.  We’ll check back in with Reddit later to see what Tiny Trump gets up to after he’s well rested.

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16 People Who Should Have Stayed In Bed

Posted in Clips and Pics, Darwin, Funny, Human Nature

16 People Who Should Have Stayed In Bed

Some days are better than others and sometimes you wish you could just start over.  Here are 16 people who should have stayed in bed and hit the redo button, but instead they got up and we get to enjoy their hijinx.

 

It just wants to say “Boop”

rocket

via Imgur

 

His Olympic Career Ended Before It Started

gym

via Imgur

 

 

He Doesn’t Need A Lot Of Headroom

headroom

 

 

Looks Like Someone Forgot To Jump

cheerleader

via Imgur

 

I’m Not Sure What He Was Going For

treadmill

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Seemed Like It Should Have Worked

slide

via Imgur

 

Gotta Break A Few Eggs To Learn Parkour… And Arms, And Legs, And Skulls

Parkour

 

I Don’t Think He Can Put Them On When He’s Sitting Down

jump

via Imgur

 

Did Someone Forget To Remove The Tree?

zipline

 

How To Mount A Fence In One Easy Step OR How To Avoid Having Children Ever Again

nuts

 

I Think She Moved It At The Last Minute

over shot

via Imgur

 

Hey, If That Guy Messed With My Butt, He’d Get The Same Treatment

horse kick

 

 

At Least One Of Those Guys Was Old Enough To Know Better

mattress

 

I Have No Idea Why The Floor I Just Broke Fell Out Below Me, Makes Sense

darwin

 

It Seemed Like A Good Idea But He Has Obviously Not Watched Enough Cartoons To Know It Never Ends Well

floor

 

That Horse Did Not Agree To Be Your Stunt Sidekick

horse

18 Cake Fails That Hopefully Taste Better Than They Look

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18 Cake Fails That Hopefully Taste Better Than They Look

Cake Fails are desserts that should never have left the kitchen.  Have you ever special ordered a cake and received something that didn’t quite fit what you asked for?  Well, you are not alone and the following pictures are some of the worst failures out there.

 

Popular Characters from TV and Movies

The ladies at CakeWrecks.com thought it might be easier to picture what the baker was going for if they simply photoshopped the image onto the original character.  It really helped bring things into focus for me.

A face only the forest animals could love.

 

I know when I’ve been in the water my skin gets a little saggy, but come on.

 

Am I wrong, or are there two heads?

 

Yoda, Shrek, some kind of wolf-human hybrid, I’m not sure, but apparently they were all Jedi Knights.

 

Taking Things A Little Too Literal

Ever give someone instructions and you can tell they read the instructions but didn’t understand them.  The bakers in the next few photos were probably just having a busy day and if they just took a second to think the cake would have turned out alright.  But then we wouldn’t have comedy gold…

 

Hey, we all deserve sprinkles when we graduate.

 

That’s what you said the last time I gave you a cake.

 

Well, you have to admit, it IS funny.

 

 

As blank as the love I feel for you.

 

Yeah, Roxanna, you’ve screwed up Christmas for us.  Thanks, Roxanna.

 

You could’ve done it in other colors, but you were bold and chose a whole year in purple.  For your courage, we salute you.

 

You know that baker had to be mumbling “Why couldn’t they just give me the tiny URL”

 

You didn’t want that picture on the cake, did you?

 

Here we go, now we got it, the picture of the flash drive!

 

Well, we tried to tell you this category was all about taking things too literal

 

Does That Look Like A…

Sometimes there are cakes that were meant to look like something, but everyone sees something else.  Can we help it if our minds can’t get out of the gutter?

 

I mean, come on, it’s in the name.

 

Well, yeah, I guess I see the two babies with pacifiers.

 

Exactly what are you going to do in Germany?

 

Maybe China and Germany should get together, I’m just throwing ideas out there.

 

This is only the beginning of the crazy cakes that the bloggers over at cakewrecks.com have collected.  If you’ve got a lot of free time, head on over there and get lost in the endless pages of hilarity.  I could barely stop looking myself.