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Tiny Trump Is The Best New Thing This Week

Posted in Clips and Pics, Funny

Tiny Trump Is The Best New Thing This Week

Reddit users have used their photoshop skills to give us the best thing on the internet this week, Tiny Trump.  I’m sure this is a satirical statement on Trump in general, but let’s just enjoy it for the comedy gold that it truly is.

 

Here’s Tiny Trump getting help with his tie.  He’s so adorable if not a little grumpy.  Maybe he needed a nap.

Tiny Trump

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Here’s the little Trump getting out on vacation already and that nice man from the previous administration is taking him out for a ride, how sweet.

Tiny Trump

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Trump often complained about how his stage was not set up to his liking.

Donald Trump

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Puny Trump has been meeting world leaders this week.  Here’s Justin Trudeau.

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Speaking of world leaders, there’s been a lot of talk about his relationship with this one.

Putin

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However, Putin appears to be tiring of this Tiny Trump. If I were Trump, I’d be a little worried as I hear things don’t go well for the people Putin gets tired of.

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Well, it looks like it’s nap time again so we better finish this up.  We’ll check back in with Reddit later to see what Tiny Trump gets up to after he’s well rested.

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16 People Who Should Have Stayed In Bed

Posted in Clips and Pics, Darwin, Funny, Human Nature

16 People Who Should Have Stayed In Bed

Some days are better than others and sometimes you wish you could just start over.  Here are 16 people who should have stayed in bed and hit the redo button, but instead they got up and we get to enjoy their hijinx.

 

It just wants to say “Boop”

rocket

via Imgur

 

His Olympic Career Ended Before It Started

gym

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He Doesn’t Need A Lot Of Headroom

headroom

 

 

Looks Like Someone Forgot To Jump

cheerleader

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I’m Not Sure What He Was Going For

treadmill

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Seemed Like It Should Have Worked

slide

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Gotta Break A Few Eggs To Learn Parkour… And Arms, And Legs, And Skulls

Parkour

 

I Don’t Think He Can Put Them On When He’s Sitting Down

jump

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Did Someone Forget To Remove The Tree?

zipline

 

How To Mount A Fence In One Easy Step OR How To Avoid Having Children Ever Again

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I Think She Moved It At The Last Minute

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Hey, If That Guy Messed With My Butt, He’d Get The Same Treatment

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At Least One Of Those Guys Was Old Enough To Know Better

mattress

 

I Have No Idea Why The Floor I Just Broke Fell Out Below Me, Makes Sense

darwin

 

It Seemed Like A Good Idea But He Has Obviously Not Watched Enough Cartoons To Know It Never Ends Well

floor

 

That Horse Did Not Agree To Be Your Stunt Sidekick

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Are You Ready To Ride The Zombie Train?

Posted in Cryptids, Funny, Paranormal, Videos

Are You Ready To Ride The Zombie Train?

It’s getting to be that time of year again.  The kids are back in school and the temps will be cooling down. The air will get a little crisp and you’ll start thinking about your Halloween plans. This year I’ll be trying something completely new, The Zombie Train.

 

 

What the heck is The Zombie Train, you ask?  Well, between September 25th and November 8th, people can take a 40-minute excursion in which they will encounter a mix of special effects, live action adventure, and the main event – zombies on and off the train.  There are 3 rail lines in California that offer the experience and ticket prices are $35 for adult and $25 for children.  Also, if you arrive early for an extra fee, they will make you up as a zombie as well.

 

 

Now, the folks at Zombie Train say they are family friendly, but you should use good judgement on whether your little tike can handle the undead.  Also, here are five things you can expect from your Zombie Train experience:

  • Zombies, of course.  On and off the train are game so you never know where you might find one.
  • Food and Drink.  Beer and wine will be available because everyone knows that a zombie apocalypse without drinks is not worth attending.  Of course, you can also get soda and snacks in case you don’t want to see two for one zombies.
  • Comedy.  This will not be a doom and gloom apocalypse.  Everyone is there to have fun.
  • Moments of Intensity.  The folks of Zombie Train say it depends on when your ride.  If you go early then it’s pretty tame, but as the night goes on then the shenanigans ramp up.
  • Lots and lots of Zombie Blood.  Dress appropriately.

So if you can make it to California and want more details on the locations, head on over to their site zombietrain.com

 

Microbrews Are Out, Nanobrews Are In

Posted in Funny, Videos

Microbrews Are Out, Nanobrews Are In

Nanobrews

 

The team at Above Average has come up with the next new trend in beer.  Microbrews were pretty good and they raised the quality of the beer we drink, but if we want to bring it to a whole new level then we have to think smaller. In fact, we need to think tiny, like Nanobrews.

That’s right with “a thimble of barley and half a hop” they will brew the perfect sip.  But they also believe that all things good come in small packages so they offer a handcrafted pizza with tiny chicken wings from tiny little chickens.  It’s too hip to be cool.  Check out the video and be the first on your block to be in on the new trend.

A Thimble of Barley and Half a Hop

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Tiny Pizza and Tiny Chicken Wings to go with your Nano Brews

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Does The Way You Eat Pizza Say Something About You?

Posted in Funny, Videos

Does The Way You Eat Pizza Say Something About You?

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Can something as simple as how you eat your favorite meal be an insight into your soul?  Jon Stewart did a great bit on The Daily Show when Donald Trump took Sarah Palin to a 2nd rate pizza place.   If you watch it again, you’ll see how passionate he is about Donald eating it with a fork.  So maybe there is something to how you eat your pizza.  Well, thanks to Patti Wood, a human behavior expert who teaches at Emory University, we have learned that the way you eat your pizza actually can reveal your personality type.  Want to know what your eating habits are saying about you, take our quiz…

 

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Want to read more about the quiz? Head on over to Cosmopolitan.

 

18 Cake Fails That Hopefully Taste Better Than They Look

Posted in Clips and Pics, Funny

18 Cake Fails That Hopefully Taste Better Than They Look

Cake Fails are desserts that should never have left the kitchen.  Have you ever special ordered a cake and received something that didn’t quite fit what you asked for?  Well, you are not alone and the following pictures are some of the worst failures out there.

 

Popular Characters from TV and Movies

The ladies at CakeWrecks.com thought it might be easier to picture what the baker was going for if they simply photoshopped the image onto the original character.  It really helped bring things into focus for me.

A face only the forest animals could love.

 

I know when I’ve been in the water my skin gets a little saggy, but come on.

 

Am I wrong, or are there two heads?

 

Yoda, Shrek, some kind of wolf-human hybrid, I’m not sure, but apparently they were all Jedi Knights.

 

Taking Things A Little Too Literal

Ever give someone instructions and you can tell they read the instructions but didn’t understand them.  The bakers in the next few photos were probably just having a busy day and if they just took a second to think the cake would have turned out alright.  But then we wouldn’t have comedy gold…

 

Hey, we all deserve sprinkles when we graduate.

 

That’s what you said the last time I gave you a cake.

 

Well, you have to admit, it IS funny.

 

 

As blank as the love I feel for you.

 

Yeah, Roxanna, you’ve screwed up Christmas for us.  Thanks, Roxanna.

 

You could’ve done it in other colors, but you were bold and chose a whole year in purple.  For your courage, we salute you.

 

You know that baker had to be mumbling “Why couldn’t they just give me the tiny URL”

 

You didn’t want that picture on the cake, did you?

 

Here we go, now we got it, the picture of the flash drive!

 

Well, we tried to tell you this category was all about taking things too literal

 

Does That Look Like A…

Sometimes there are cakes that were meant to look like something, but everyone sees something else.  Can we help it if our minds can’t get out of the gutter?

 

I mean, come on, it’s in the name.

 

Well, yeah, I guess I see the two babies with pacifiers.

 

Exactly what are you going to do in Germany?

 

Maybe China and Germany should get together, I’m just throwing ideas out there.

 

This is only the beginning of the crazy cakes that the bloggers over at cakewrecks.com have collected.  If you’ve got a lot of free time, head on over there and get lost in the endless pages of hilarity.  I could barely stop looking myself.

 

 

Tiny Hamster Parties Are Super Cute

Posted in Animals, Everything Else, Funny, Videos

Tiny Hamster Parties Are Super Cute

If you haven’t heard of tiny hamster parties then you are in for a nice surprise.  If you have heard, then you know you’re in for a treat.  So sit back and enjoy the best thing on the internet.

The cutest tiny barbeque

This hamster is not afraid to chow down on some tiny burritos

If only they would slurp down the same pasta string on this tiny first date

I would love to go to this tiny Tiki Party

 

This fad has caught on and more YouTubers are getting in on the fun.  There are some real contenders here.  Check out the next generation.

Loving this Tiny Fast Food joint

Another Tiny Barbeque that’s really smoking

Seriously, this is the cutest Tiny Sushi

 

But everything tiny dreams of being big and getting even, check out this Giant Hamster Monster

Seems like hamsters are really getting hip these days

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But they’re not welcome everywhere…

tiny hamsters

 

 

But this writer loves them

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Best Video Compilation of Game Of Thrones In LEGOs

Posted in Clips and Pics, Funny

Best Video Compilation of Game Of Thrones In LEGOs

Game Of Thrones In LEGOs

Source: Green Team

We searched YouTube and collected some of the best clips of Game Of Thrones In LEGOs just for you. It turns out that GoT has some very dedicated fans with some things in common, they love LEGOs and they are very talented. There are quite a few clips on YouTube that showcase their skills and we’ve picked out everything from remaking the intro sequence, favorite clips, to an awesome mashup clip with Star Wars and Groot.  So sit back and check ’em out.

Here is a pretty good remake of the Game Of Thrones Intro, check it out:

 

Here is a great montage of your favorite scenes from the show:

 

This was one of my favorites and is an excellent crossover clip.

 

Even though this is a parody, I had to include this really well made French version:

 

 

You may remember the Season 5 teaser, this one shows the real version side by side with the LEGO version so you can see how close it comes:

 

And just because we came across this during our investigation and it really spoke to us, we thought we’d throw it in for research and stuff.  Enjoy!

 

 

Is Trump Trolling Everyone?

Posted in Funny, Opinion, Videos

Is Trump Trolling Everyone?

trump trolling everyone

As soon as I saw the Onion’s headline I cracked up, every time I see him I have to ask myself, is Trump trolling everyone and we’re just along for the ride?  I mean this definitely has a Reality TV feel to it.  Will we see a show come out next year with all the behind the scenes footage and realize he was just running the longest joke of all time?  No matter what your political leaning, you have to admit when you see his speeches that they are given more like an improvised stand-up rather than a planned out campaign message.  Well, the Onion seems to agree and in their fashion wrote an “op-ed from Donald himself” describing the train wreck and how we just can’t get enough.  Here’s a little excerpt.

The latest polls are out, and just as I predicted, I’m leading the Republican presidential race by a wide margin. You might be wondering how that could be. After all, it’s hardly been a month since I entered the field and I’ve already alienated America’s largest immigrant population, seen dozens of my high-profile business deals implode one after the other, and publicly insulted a national hero’s military service, all while not offering a single viable policy idea. But none of that matters at all, and my candidacy continues to surge forward, because none of you—not a single one of you—can look away. Not even for a second.

What’s crazy about this fake op-ed is it’s true, except that it’s not written by Trump.  We can’t look away, he’s everywhere.  Right now he’s at an arm’s length away from the other candidates, but just wait until he’s on the same stage.  As the Onion goes on to say, I will watch every minute of it.

Just take a moment and imagine the primary debates: Jeb Bush; Chris Christie; me. Of course, they’ll put me in the middle because I’m ahead in the polls—far ahead at the moment. You already know how I answer even the most basic inquiries, so just picture me staring down the barrel of a question about foreign affairs or agriculture policy or something like that. You think you won’t sit there with bated breath while I try to tackle a question about using military force, or about food stamps, or about how my faith influences my decision-making? I guarantee you that my answers will be worth watching. And we both know you wouldn’t miss them for the world. It’d be the biggest, most-watched primary debate in history, courtesy of all of you.

 

So what does that make me?  Victim of his prank or just curious as to how far this will actually go.  I don’t know, but it’s going to get strange before this is all over.  If you want to read the entire surreal article, head on over to The Onion.

But Jimmy Fallon thinks we should look at both sides of the Trump presidency.  He’s put together a pro/con list that’s worth a look and maybe he has a few good points.